It’s as good a day as any to stick a MoonPie in the microwave light a couple candles and scream into a soft pillow

— MoonPie (@MoonPie) November 30, 2017

moon pie are u ok

— Stephen Lowe (@TheWikiHowGuy) November 30, 2017

No

— MoonPie (@MoonPie) November 30, 2017

pic.twitter.com/tW53Ll5Sym

— nikki (@medicinevinyI) November 30, 2017

Gay person: I’m gay
Straight person: I don’t care as long as you don’t hit on me lol
Gay person: don’t worry you’re not really my type
Straight person:
Straight person:
Straight person: what the fuck did you just say

— Kait (@itzzkait) November 30, 2017

Parents: Kids are more depressed these days, I wonder why?

Kids: You destroyed the economy for us, the earth is literally dying, we are going to work until we die and on top of that the Nazis are back.

Parents: It's those pesky iPhones

— Parker (@panoparker) November 28, 2017

“if you call the uber i’ll venmo”
-Liars

— Billy Leslie (@BillyLeslie22) November 28, 2017

my future wife already knows that i won’t be proposing with a diamond engagement ring because she’s aware blood diamonds still exist and not to mention they’re a worthless, abundant natural resource anyway. stay woke baby girl i love you

— ryan (@yeetztweetz) November 29, 2017

2016: heh, imagine explaining today's news to someone who's been in a coma for 5 years

2017: heh, imagine explaining today's news to someone who overslept this morning

— ‏بوكيبلينكي (@pookleblinky) November 29, 2017

my therapist taking one step into my mind https://t.co/UBrFMiU8QE

— fat bully (@ricardojkay) November 28, 2017

1st grader: *plays with crayons and paint*

STEM Majors: Good luck finding employment with that you moron!

— Peter (@OkigboHTX) November 27, 2017

"Your edges look bloody smashing today, darling" pic.twitter.com/sKbXLYHjXp

— Civil Savage (@Hustle_Scholar) November 28, 2017

I hate this website pic.twitter.com/bWpZsKrmdo

— …And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Eric Pope (@MrPope) November 29, 2017

i pinpointed the exact moment millennial humor became this sort of fucked up weird and vague disturbing humor that is very difficult to understand from the outside looking in. essentially our downward spiral began with this video pic.twitter.com/7ZUBM00f0c

— nick(y) (@backtoyoubfs) November 27, 2017

one time my phone went off duing the a.c.t. but the good news is i had set my ringtone as a recording of me sniffing and clearing my throat… nobody suspected a thing. this is proof that standardized tests don't measure intelligence because that was smart af and i got a 12

— jake (@squidslippers) November 28, 2017

My man just FaceTimed me drunk as hell eating a slice of pizza while walking down the street and he goes YOU WANNA KNOW HOW PERFECT YOU ARE? LOOK AT THIS PIZZA… FOR YOU, I’LL DROP THIS PIZZA. IT’S GONE! and just threw the damn pizza into the street

— Kelly (@kellyblaus) November 27, 2017

in 9th grade i was like "you're***" and now i can't even read

— benjamjn (@myspacespice) November 25, 2017

millennial internet humor is so intertextual like sometimes this one joke with 10K+ RTs won't make sense unless you understand three different memes two viral vines and one cult classic 80s movie and i think thats beautiful

— samgyupsal (@cham_twt) November 25, 2017

I’m walking down the street and this dude behind me shouted “Hey girl!” I turned around and he was like, “Oh my gosh I am not cat calling you! I am literally cat calling my cat!” And then his cat came running up to him from his front porch!

— Lauren Serpa Photos (@SerpaLerpa) November 18, 2017